thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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