Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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