Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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