He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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