I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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