We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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