it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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