Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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