Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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