I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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