No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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