So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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