the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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