So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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