i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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