Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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