Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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