I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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