Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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