You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Can you bring me the toilet please
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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