I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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