You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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