If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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