I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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