The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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