Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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