so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize
