how can u be prego again
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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