Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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