I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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