He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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