ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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