I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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