Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
50% drunk capacity currently
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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