The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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