Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
