belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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