Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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