It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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