If i come over, it means nothing
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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