CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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