would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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