i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
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Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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