you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful