I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good