turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.