You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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