Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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I will pee on everything he values.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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