my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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