I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
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can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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