ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
barbara walters just said penis...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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