and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
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if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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