He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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