are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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