he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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