Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Oh god it's open bar.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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