Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
its not stalking. its research.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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