I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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