Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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