is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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