I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
